Is this a joke?

Yesterday I had to make a trip to Wally World to get the  two strongest looking cough and cold medicines and chicken noodle soup.  On my way over to the food aisles I thought it would be appropriate to buy some Nutty Bars since I haven't eaten very much since my surgery and now I have an awfully deep bronchial cough. I guess I am feeling sorry for myself or something.  I know the original nutty bars are not the healthiest so I picked up the 100 calorie box. I now know why they are 100 calories.

There aren't 2 or 3 sticks in a wrapper, there is only one.  People like me who need to buy 100 calorie choices don't have much self control. Don't they know that this doesn't prevent a person from just grabbing two sticks at a time?  Maybe three? They are kind of neat though and still taste delicious.

I have spent my 2nd weekend in a row in bed sleeping now that I have the most attractive cough and body aches. Let's hope there isn't a third. A girl is bound to get a break soon.  

How youu doinnn'

Between the hydrocodone and ice I am doing great. I woke up a chunky cheekers today. Call me Miss Puffer fish.  

My wizzies! They are huge. I can't believe they actually fit in my mouth.  I can already feel the rest of my teeth lovin' the rearrangement.  

I wonder why God made wisdom teeth if most of us end up getting them taken out anyway. Maybe it is so we can have the pleasure of looking this beautiful for a day or three.  I just searched "wisdom teeth removal" on youtube and watched a few videos. I do not recommend it.  

Edit Much?

Bring...It...On.....ok wait not yet.

Friday I hope to have a picture just like this only of my hand and my wisdom teeth. Except he has to BREAK my two BOTTOM ones in order to get them OUT.  I keep trying to say that and make it sound like a pleasant experience. I haven't succeeded yet.  I am very scared but I haven't had a nightmare yet.  There is still plenty of time for that.  And to think I wanted to be AWAKE during all this.  No way.  According to the Dr. I will be the "drunkest" girl in Winona.  Is that a professional statement or what? Very comforting.

Why so blue?

Does a change of eye color make a person look completely different?   I think when I go back for the fitting I am going with green. 

JEEP

Can you believe this is the inside of the new Wrangler? Sure is swanky!  How do you go through mud and not feel bad getting this dirty?! I don't even think a snorkel and leather can be seen together.  

Aren't these swanky too? Would it be too much to wear Jeep boots too?

Cuties!!